Sunday, December 28, 2003

Hey Guys

What's up everybody? Emily....your blog is.....interesting. I think it may be one of the most visited blogs in our group! 200 some comments! I'm impressed!

I'm having lots of fun here. Tomorrow we're watching the Lord of the Rings wit some other peeps from the campground. Shhh. I never saw it yet....

I learned how to play football better. I hurt my knee but it's cool. How bout them Eagles?

Those who went to Amanda Harris's know who Sarah is. Well, she wants to meet me at the mall sometime during break. Of course it's kinda hard cuz I'm already away from home. So I lied and told her Tony's sick. I'm so mean...I don't really want to go, I dunno if she likes me or what but I dont like her like that. That girl is strange. So now I'm lying to stall time...

Im getting my butt kicked in YuGiOh by Tony. This is some good ol' fashioned butt-kickin that Zach and Al...you guys just cant deliver. It feels good to lose again....heh heh heh.

Tony and Brett got me a Blue Eyes White Draqon figure and an Obelisk model for Christmas. They're awesome and Obelisk is HUGE!

Am I the only one still writing these things?

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY

"my foot...had a toenail......my car"
--Emily's blog

CYA

Thursday, December 25, 2003

Merry or Happy Christmas!!!!!!

Hey Zach! Long time no talk! Nah, Im just messin around but really, I'm startin to think you're tyin' up your phone lines with that stinkin morning instead of talkin to me. Well, for all of you who feel like reading, I'll write what I got for Christmas...

A RED RIDER BB GUN!!!!!!
--Ah too much Christmas story.

Actually I was visited by three spirits. The morning, Zach, and Yugi and they showed me how crummy and great my life really was. Actually, I had no sleep last night. I'm such a little kid. I was excited for Santa. I really was wondering what I was gonna get for Christmas.

HEre's your list:
-YUGIOH DEUL DISK!!!!!!! Yay! it's so cool! I love it. Cept I kinda had to take all the cards outta the protectors so that they'd fit...
-Yugioh 4 packs of cards
-Yugioh Handheld game
-Yugioh Sacred Cards GBA game
-Yugioh Forbidden Kingdom Gamecube game
-Yugioh Subscription to Nintendo Power
-Yugioh Mario Kart Double Dash!!!!!!!!!! --Great multiplayer game!!!
-Yugioh clothes (not really- but I did get clotheS)
-Sled
-Snow pants
-2 Ties
-candy
-Gift Certificates to....Cumberland Mall, Bowling Alley, Friendly's, and Blockbuster...
-$50 form my auntie
-Hot Gothic Mario Shirt, Mario not Luigi, from another Auntie
-Guiness World Records book
- Oh and a CELL PHONE. MY NUMBER IS well, call me to get my number...I think.

That was my Christmas. I hope you had fun. Let's make it a good one. Without any fear.

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY!
"Harry, I'll take you on in MarioKart"
--My foolish cousin

He lost. Terribly. You can't beat...the MASTER!

Well, I'm done talking. Any other entries will be done from Tony's Comp. Cuz I'm leaving in............

TONY COUNTER
5 Hours, 32 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! Yugi, you better prepare your deck cuz Kaiba's takin you down!

Happy Christmas Morning, enjoy your clothes. Oh wait, you weren't good enough to get any! That's what you get for being so naughty all the time...
-CYA MY HOUSE

**note from Caite

-I updated for friends list...now you have Zach and John!!! Hope you had a nice Christmas!

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Merry Christmas....my precioussssssssssssss

Heh Heh. Just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas. I'm going to my Grandma's for dinner. Yummy. Although, she's prone to cancel in the next hour and make my mom make our own dinner....but hopefully that wont happen again :) . Then we go around and say hi to other relatives.

How bout this rain? Let's pretend it's snow.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even my sister.

Cya guys! Hope you get everything you want for Christmas! Merry Christmas!!! Or for those of us from Europe or if you're just Allison....HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Or if you dont celebrate Christmas.....Happy INSERT HOLIDAY HERE.

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY.

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows if you're awake..."

Is it just me, or does anyone feel this is a HUGE invasion of privacy...?

Bad Mood

Alright, this has got to stop. I know I wouldn't want to be talked about behind my back. I know you wouldn't want to be talked about behind your back. So, stop talking about Allison or Zach when they're not online to defend themselves. This isn't their blog, this is mine. So speak to them on their blogs, and me on mine. I will not allow the comments of my blog to be used to talk about other people. Let's all just go back to something everyone likes to do, make fun of me. I don't have a problem with that. It's when you start making fun of other people, or talk about other people, other great friends of mine that I have problems.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Have you ever felt so horrible, you wanted to just go live in a cave and rot away? Yeah, I feel like that. Christmas should be happy. I intended today to be happy. I dont think today turned out so happy...

Happy Fake Christmas Everybody!

Well fake school Chistmas has come and gone and it was an interesting one indeed. We watched some Lord of the Rings 2 and had like three free days. Bitters's class was debates of course, but that wasnt that bad. I'm glad I got to speak my mind on this bill and express my points more clearly than points I've made in previous bills. Ryan, you are going to make someone cry.

LET THE RECORD SHOW - I got Zach. He usually thinks of funny/creative ways to give us all our presents (put mine in a vanilla folder similar to the other three I had in my bookbag so I'd never look for my gift). Well today, in debate, I snuck under my table and slipped mine in his varsity jacket. Oh yeah! Then he found it bound by electrical tape. I'm glad he got good cards in those packs, cause I'm kinda cautious about giving boosters as presents. Ya never know if they'll get good cards or bad ones.


*Yu-Gi-Oh Peeps - Everyone else just skip this section*
Funny thing is, the card-giving went full circle. I got Zach cards, he got Alec cards, and Alec got me cards. Hey Tony, what's that? I got something that looks like he could cast magic spells? What do you mean my new card is a better magician than the Dark one? But...But....I dont have any new cards...heh heh heh. I lost. I lost another deul. I lost a deul and the opponent won...untouched. Alec...good job man, YOUR STUPID TORNADO WALL!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU! And Mr. Needle Wall just gets stronger and stronger.

Tony, whats the final verdict? I'm so anxious, I think I'll drive and stay in a car across the street all week. I gotta show you these cards. I mean....I gotta deul you. Yeah....deul you. Plus I wanted to see your face when you open the SUPREME RULER OF ALL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one beats last year's by a mile...and then some. I really hope from the bottom of my heart, you arent buying yourself anything...

I haven't talked about Allison yet so....lemme see. She gave me her picture and I said, "Good, I needed something to give me a good laugh." And then she vowed never to talk to me again. I think she forgot :) but now she'll remember :( I'm not laughing at your pic Allison, I'm laughing with it. No, it's really a good picture, seriously. Hope you liked my gifts to you.

Speaking of Santa, I think he has a replacement coming up really soon. Emily B, slow down child! Goodness! I've never seen so much gift giving in my life! This girl hunted people down in order to make sure they recieved her gifts of love. I mean HUNTED literally...Hey Em, I'm stillw earing that tie, I hope you noticed I wore it all day today, you didn't say anything so I'm not sure. It's so comfy! And someone said it looked awesome cuz it hypnotized them.

Ryan, you're just gonna make someone cry. Theyre gonna cry and cry and it'll be because you called them stupid or something. Cry. Oh, I pulled the best trick on my Visual Basic teacher, though it seemed to piss him off REALLY bad. He's been hinting that he's wanted a Dr. Grip pen from me like all month ("Gotta get me a Dr. Grip Harry!", "Christmas is coming Harry!", "Only 3 more days to get your favorite teacher something for Christmas Harry!"), so I (being the harrassed individual and smartbutt I am) put a cheap pen that I found lying around the house in a Dr. Grip container, taped it up and wrapped it. He saw the pen's size, assumed it was a Dr. Grip and thanked me so kindly. When he thanked me for the third time, warmly, I noticed he wasn't unwrapping anyhting. Zach says to me, it doesnt look like he's unwrapping them, you must feel so bad. I did, but not bad enough until he thanked me again. Then I told him that he should open up his gift, it was more of a joke than a gift.

....boy was he mad. I never saw someone get so angry over a Christmas gift. He grabbed the gradebook and asked the class if they thought my joke was funny (thanx for the support guys). No one raised their hands but they were laughing. Even the teacher was laughing, kind of. So then he threatened to "fix" my grade using this new pen which had come from "some woman." ("Who is this woman? You didnt even buy me this pen!")...

So in conclusion, Merry Christmas everybody. Dont piss your VB teacher off, and be sure to watch the Holiday specials. Oh, and watch out for Bob-tails, they're bad this year...

Pointless Statement of Yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Zach: Mom pick a number between one and six.
Z's Mom: (quickly) 7

I know it's a joke thats been done before but it's so funny. She'd been our die because we didnt have one on us and she just wasnt thinking and picked 7. It was funny and my cheeseburger was good.

CYA!

Monday, December 22, 2003

People People...

Your comments make me pouty. :( I wont stop chocolate milking because when I'm on the TV and your not because of my greatness, you'll see.

Today was so boring and such a waste of a day, I'll let you guys feast on yesterday instead which I also posted today (see below). Oh one thing that did happen, Allison whacked me across my head with her Cat-in-the-Hat playtoy as "payback" for hitting her with that note. She didnt even "try" to say sorry! But she got me and Zach some YuGiOh gum and its awesome. Except on the bottom of it, it says...I'll mention that later.

Someone claims he got the Dark Paladin Knight that Tony really badly wants. I seriously doubt it. It doesnt come in ANY sets in all my research of the card. If it did, it wouldnt cost $30-$50 like it does now.

No Chocolate Milk Records today. We didnt get lunch. We had a PAR-T!

POINTLESS STATEMENT FOR TODAY!!!!

This one's kinda like JAy Leno's Headlines, where the newspaper says soemthing questionable. I was looking at my YuGiOh gum and it's really cool, but on the bottom of the tin it came in,
a sticker says "WASH BEFORE USE"

WASH BEFORE USE??? What wash the gum? WHAT?

CHRISTMAS COUNTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes, and 15 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TONY COUNTER
Temporarily Broken. Techincal Difficulties.

Ill see ya guys later, I'm goin shoppin with no money! Yay!!! Dont forget to read the new entry below also!

Im Dreamin of a Broke Christmas....

And that's just what I am. You people cost too much money!!! OMG- I MISSED A DAY!!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!?!? Explain what happened yesterday, which could easily be the most I've ever done in one day of my life. PS- Sorry to all who were trying to contact an unresponsive me yesterday, I left my s/n on by accident. All night......Again.....

First I wake up at 5:30 AM with the fear that I'd be shoppin wit my Dad and he'd be waiting for me to get up. If he left me, then none of you would have gifts tomorrow. I get up at 5:35......get washed up and dressed.........and sit on my living room couch. No Dad. He's still sleeping!!! After I've watched Birdman and Fantastic 4 on Cartoon Network, he gets up. Grrr. So we go to Hamilton Mall (really close to my new campground) and we do some shopping. Lemme tell ya, we got there at a little after 8 after stopping to eat lunch, and the mall is empty. All the parking spaces are empty. Not a soul to push or shove. The whole mall is basically yours. My Dad knows how to shop. In Hamilton, there's a place called FADZ and it takes whatever's recent and it jacks up the price of it and tries to sell it to you. They were selling the Holiday YuGiOh tins for this year at an average of $70 bucks a pop. Now you can get these same tins for $20 at ToysRUs. Last year's Christmas tins, $110. Making fun of the store for it's outrageous prices, priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else....you're screwed.

So that was fun. We also stopped at GameStop, and then another Mall called the Shore Mall. This place was kinda run down but quaint. I talked to a video game store and they're gonna keep their billboards and displays and give them to me! After spending my last dollar(I had about 30 cents left in my pocket), my father and I headed home. When suddenly, I remebered, I had Christmas Caroling to do for Old People! So we rushed to the Old People's home and that was a lot of fun bringing Christmas to them. Krysta C was REALLY into it! I think she wants to be a professional cheer spreader or something.

So afterwards we(me, Joe, Al and his Dad) had a nice time dining at Friendly's (My Daddy lent me food money). We ate a relaxed dinner, and chatted about *grumble* who I have feelings for. I wouldnt tell them a name but they overwhelemed me with geusses. Where some of these names were coming from....I have no clue.

After that, I returned home, finally! It was about 4 PM by now and I was looking forward to relaxing into today. When BAM Physics paper hits me square in the face. So, since Zach's my partner, and whenever he's looking for mehe looks online, I look online for Zach. He demands I come over to work on this paper that's due today. Now I knew my parents would say no, especially since I'd said no more than two words to my mom all day....AND because Zach wanted to go to the movies afterwards with Allison. They really wouldnt let me go if I told them about them movie, they wouldnt believe I had work to do. Since I knew they do anything if my academics are on the line...I told a LITTLE white lie and said I HAD to go over Zach's to get my research paper done. Now this isnt the lie. I kinda glossed over the fact that we would be going to the movies....at 7:10.....on a Sunday..........when we had school the next day.....

So I go over Zach's and apparently, even though I hinted over the phone, he didnt know I had glossed over this fact either. He said it was the worst thing I'd ever done to my parents and I tried to think of worse but I couldnt. Maybe Tony could help me there...

The movie was great! My God! That was the best movie I've seen in a long time. Since there are some people who still havent seen it, I wont say much about it, except Allison's a criminal for leaving her b/f at their movie and joining Zach and I at ours. Ah well...She had a better time with us.

Ya know what's funny? Seeing people you are used to seeing mean and frowny and angry all the time, cry. Maybe not bawling but even "shedding a tear" is strange to see. Emotion from the emotionless I'd call it. I witnessed this last night. I wont say who cried but I think that its pretty cool to see that even meanies have hearts too. I think there's more emotion in this person than they let out, and I think it's nice that they expressed it (for once and although they'd deny it) and should express it more often.Ok, now that I'm gonna be killed tomorrow....

I got to bed at about 11:20. At 10:25, 25 minutes after my bedtime, me, Zach, and Allison (it should be whoever and I but I'm not grammatically correct if you didnt GEUSS that already) were still at a Wawa getting (what else?) chocolate milk. She had this Cream Cheese pretzel and it reminded me of the campground REALLY bad.

So I came back home and my parents asked me how all that Physics work went and I said good. Then I actually did my sketch and went to bed. That was the best day I've had since summer. Reminds me of Campground Hijinx if I do say so myself.

Saturday, December 20, 2003

Man! you guys are evil!

Can't leave GOOD comments can you!?!?!?

FYI - My milk timer is Zach. I am very encouraged at my lunch table. It is 2 SECONDS, whoever asked that one. I hit ALLISON by ACCIDENT for those of you who are doubting that, actually I wanted to hit her, but not in the forehead and not that hard...*casts sideways glance*. Anybody else want a piece!?!?!!!

That's what I thought!

Ok, today. Hmmm, today was usual cartoons (Kaiba won! Oh yea!!!! But it's sad he used Mokuba like that. Oh well, business is business...). I had to go to some gay Christmas party but I got cards from it. Oh yeah! We got our Christmas tree too. It was the one I picked out :) We always fight over who picked out our Christmas tree. My family's weird. Tomorrow's gonna suck eggs. I gotta get up at like 5:30 AM to go shoppin wit my Dad. Darn you people! Why do I have to know all of you to get Christmas presents for!!!!!! Ah well. If I dont go tomorrow, I wont have any presents for anyone and that would be embarrassing. CHRISTMAS ANXIETY!!! I HATE IT! Maybe if I didnt buy myself a Shonen Jump and a Trunks figure I wouldnt be in this predicament....*looks away again*

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY

Well today, I was thinking back on a funny time in my History Class. This one comes courtesy of Mrs. Bitters.

"What is this?!? I thought I was teaching an Honors class. First I have students dressing up the wax figures of the Constitution Center and now I have game machines being plugged in the floor!...Hook it up over there, that way I won't trip when I pass by!"

I tried to charge my Game Boy Advance SP in my History class using the outlet that's in the floor next to me. She found out though and instead of screaming at me, she tells me where to plug it in instead! When you think you're gonna get screamed at...it never happens....What about the light slots?!?!?!?!?

Friday, December 19, 2003

Me...Again

Lemme try to finish today up before Speed Racer!

Um, that Christmas thing was pretty cool. I'm really in the Christmas Spirit! It'd be nice if my Dad could watch the entire time, but it's sad when you can't enjoy a show in which you paid $45 to see because some nuts can't do their job. Thanks Scrooge, I could use my Dad for Christmas ya know... It's this stupid phone they gave him. With the "Cell phone fad", my Dad's company gave him a company cell phone. Previously, Drivers would call 24/7 on our house phones. The only relief my Dad had was when we weren't home. Now it's 24/7 on this darn cell phone and the poor man barely sleeps through a night and we couldnt enjoy this Christmas Dinner/theater because he was constantly being called. So he's not happy...

My mom is unhappy because my Dad's side of the family, pretty much the only relatives I have left, have decided to donate a gift to the Salvation Army instead of giving gifts to each other. Well, it'd be nice if they tell my mom these things before she goes shopping for them and their 100 kids! These people have previously cancelled Thanksgiving dinner the day before, leaving my mother to cook for us in one day's notice. Now she has to return all that crap she bought them because they tell her 5 days before christmas that we arent givin gifts to each other. She was so mad, get this, she called them bas***ds and I was standin right there! First time I ever heard her curse in my life. Now there's no excuse if I cursed around this house seeing as both of them do it now. I have good reason to believe my Dad swore a lot in his youth because he tries so hard not to do it around me or my sister and sometimes....it slips. But my mother???? I never expected her to be a potty-mouth too!

That's it for now. In response to some of those comments...

Al- My "Lame"cube has all the accessories it possibly could already. But I know your X-Box needs some pampering, like maybe some better game makers....lol. Oh, and my parents said it was cool for me to come over ur house for the caroling thingy.

Allison - Once again I AM SORRY for hitting you in the face. If you didnt spin like a lunatic, it wouldnt have hit you. I mean spin like a beautiful ballerina...yea that one.

Ryan- You're Weird. Yes, it was a 2 Minute Chocolate Milk Drinking. Cool huh?

Tony- You're mean. GET OFF MY EMAIL ADDRESS!!!! Lol, yea I do wanna come over ur house still, nutcase. Thats kinda why im counting down to the seconds???

One More Thing...

I forgot, as I'm prone to do. My daily segments.

CHOCOLATE MILK RECORDS FOR TODAY!!!!!!!!!!
NEW RECORD!!!!! - 2.97 seconds!
Previous Record - 3.15 secs.

Oh yea, I made it into the 2 second mark. My goal is 2.00. I'll do it.
Guiness, my name is Harry....I live in NJ....

"POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY!"

Anything I said during Shivani's Bill. IT was just....Pointless.

Hey Everybody....*Lights go out*.......Ok, who's ID?

Ha, I know it's corny but that's so much fun! Those sockets practically beg for your ID card. ALLISON turned me into a criminal! Grrrrr. Her and Zach and peer pressure. Grrr again.

Let's skip Mrs. Bitters's. Its not even worth talking about. Lets just say 2 bills got passed. 2-3 BILL SCORE SO FAR. Oh the best thing, I mean worst thing, was I nailed Allison in the forehead with a piece of paper. I'M SORRY!!!!! She was spinning ever so gracefully around in circles and i aimed for the back of her head, and whaddya know? It hits her square in the face. God. Why am I so accident prone? Now if I aimed for her eye, it probably have hit her in the stomach or hit Zach, who was standing next to her, or hit Mrs. Bitters who was across the room.

Wilson's was such a waste of a class. She taught us two words that we already knew thanks to Mr. Boring. Then she showed my movie, Christmas Carol.

SERA I blogged all period.

Physics, we learned classroom outlets are also effected by these light slots. We managed to turn on and off the classroom TV wit the slot much to our teacher's confusion. This proved to more members of our class that our little ID thing worked...they were starting to think we were crazy.

VB we got some weird speech bout messin with people's stuff. I dunno uch about what happened but whatever it was it was serious. I deuled Zach a little bit and finished another program. Oh Good Job Joe. Way to blackout C Hall. Jeez!

Whats up with D-Hall. It seems whenever Allison stands near that group of sockets, the lights go out. Someone really needs to fix our school's faulty light system...maybe by making ID's optional again???


Tonight I have some weird Christmas dinner theater to go to. Key word: Dinner or I wouldnt be going. NAh, it gets me into the Christmas spirit but I'd rather not go, it's too flashy and the food sux. We should be leavin soon.

Id rather spend my Friday night....elsewhere. I think some people know where. That's right...at Tony's.


Isnt Christmas great? Its not about getting husbands X-Trash I mean Box or recieving dresses from....our VERY close friends (*cough cough*), or even shutting out all the lights in our school with its own rules. Its about giving me presents! Me! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME! Me! Yay for Memas I mean Christmas!


CHRISTMAS COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A WEEK! ACTUALLY 6 DAYS, 7 HOURS, AND 57 MINUTES!

TONYS COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE DAY MORE!!!!!!! ACTUALLY 7 DAYS, 7 HOURS AND 56 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND CYA



Thursday, December 18, 2003

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

I usually have some witty first paragraph as an intro to this. But I dont today :( . I dunno what to say. Insert wittiness here. Oh actually, I do have one. FOR ALL CRHS STUDENTS - - - I have an equation for you: ID CARDS + Light slots (theyre not even switches, theyre the slots for the hallway lights) = lights out! Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh. Someone in one of my classes demonstrated this theory and it proves to be true! Just stick your ID card in the slot and boom the lights go out. Heh heh. I dont recommend this unless no admins are present or youll get slapped with a suspension. Its fun and easy to do!

1st Block we didnt debate so I have no up-to-the-minute bill info to give you. Last night, Tony "made" me listen to some of his "special" music. I tried to explain to him how that song Milkshake makes me wanna commit suicide cuz its that bad, and bam, Milkshake comes on the radio. Back to 1st Block, I purposefully (making up my own word cuz I can!) ran outta time to take our Pop-use-the-notes-you-better-have-with-you Test. Because I definitely didnt have my notes with me. We better be able to finish it or a lot of college-bound kids will be very angry with Mrs. Bitters.

Mrs. Wilson's class we typed our Haikus and Sonnets. Some of our Sonnets are about a certain private situation brewing and poor Mrs. Wilson (did I say poor? Never mind) has to read them. I can imagine her trying to piece our poems together at this minute. Allison *gasp* stole my sonnet and read it. Totally against my will, she read it and she kept it too!

Houghton's and Jones just flew by. No chocolate milk records today. Sorry. Zach forgot his lunch money so blame him. We spun dimes instead! We found out that dimes are magnetically attracted to John and Becky. In Mr Jones's, I lost my password to Megaman....so I gotta start all over again...I was waiting to to talk to Allison and then....*click* the lights go out. Some kid managed to stick his ID card in the light socket and shut the lights out. Lol.

"Pointless Statement of Today"

Today's statement is actually one from yesterday I shoulda used then and now I remeber it. It comes to us courtesy of my Physics teacher.

"Yes, I have three guns in my desk and I use them to shoot terrorists when they walk through that door."

Now, then. We have all these new "safety" procautions to prevent bomb threats and she's goin around saying this?!?! You should se ehow tall this woman is too. I can just imagine her pullin out this shotgun as big as she is and blowin someones head off. (Allison I know you're laughing at this statement. You sick little girl!)

I'll probably get slapped for that, so before I get in any more trouble, cya guys later!

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

YES!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH CAITLIN!!!!! NOT SO MEAN GIRL

Wow, today.
To start, we lost our debate. I'm sad because I was promised something special if I won, and I really tried, but we just...lost. But I'm not Depressed. I'm really not! Christmas is coming, who in their right mind is depressed????

In History we had the assisted suicide and the gay bill defeated today. I'm not saying it was a gay bill, it was literally a bill about homosexuals. I personally disagreed with both bills, so I voted nay. Oh yeah, I geuss today is a big day for you Lord of the Rings fans. Don't tell me how it ends, someone ruined Titanic for me like that.
"The boat sinks!!!!"
"NO!!!!!!!!"

ANYway, Wilson's we're writing more love poetry. She has to love grading them too. Listening to adolscent children gripe about love, REAL fun. I got a 0 for not bringin' my stupid book though. I was supposed to switch it for my History one and I just plum forgot. I'm a forgetful person! Just gimme a 0! Oh wait, she did.

Physics was so dull, Zach and I just started talking in the back and zoned Houghton out. It was a horrible class until Allison walked in and gave me something. I kinda yelled at her about it :( , but I'll write in here that it really made my day, cuz nothing exciting was going on in that class at all...

VB was just MEGAMAN MEGAMAN MEGAMAN! I finished my programming test in Mach 5 speed so I played. We shoulda finished our Three-way deul if Mr. McGonigal did his test instead of watching me DEFEAT Gravity man. I got to Napalm man today but he's such a cheater!!!! I'll get him.

CHOCOLATE MILK! NEW RECORD!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yea, to come back from my failure, I drank my milk today in a STUNNING 3.15 seconds!!!!!! Guiness, I'm coming baby. I'm gettin it down to 2 secs soon.

"POINTLESS STATEMENT TODAY"

Dad: See my fishin' pictures yet?
Me: Yea.
Dad: Oh, you didn't say anything.
Me:...See my report card yet? Oh, you didn't say anything.

Ah, maybe I'm bein rough on him. Nah. I looked at them later. He's holdin a huge fish and all these white guys are backing away from him. I told him he beat out the white guys and that made him happier.

CHRISTMAS COUNTER!
Ah what day is it today? 7 days! 3 Hours! 45 minutes!


TONY COUNTER!
8 days! 3 Hours! 45 minutes!

Oh, Tony, Allison thinks I'm talking badly about you to her. Oh, and she wants you to go to Emily's party because she wants to meet you. Emily really is excited to see you too. Allison, I wanna see that dress!!!!
CYA

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Ok....no one I know is online, so now's my time to write this uninterrupted! Hey Zach GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!! There. I guess 'geuss' is some coon way of spellin' Jesus or somethin...

Yesterday I totally took a dark path in our Yu-Gi-Oh RPG, killing off Grandpa, Tea, and Mokuba. What other dark plans are in store? We'll just have to wait to find out!

I figured I GUESS I do feel a little sadness. I dunno why, but it's there. I know of two things that would cheer me up. One, December 26th comes like now or something else involving a certain someone happens...if you're confused, it's because you aren't Tony or Zach. "This year, to save me from tears. I'll give it (my heart) to someone special...."

With that gibberish aside, let's continue with my day, shall we? Today my mom got smart and asked if i was up, rather than if i was awake (long story, tell ya lata). In truth I wasn't 'up' so I tried ignoring her. Do you know how annoying your own name can sound when it's repeated at 6:30 in the morning? I swear if I was more awake I think I'd curse my parents out but I cant even form a sentence that early in the morning.

Mrs. Bitters led us to research more bills. I found out that bills are written in passive voice and Allison is totally ready to kick my butt in our affirmative action debate. Goody, four bills to go til then. A bill I spoke out against got killed in a stunning vote of 13-2. Hopefully, my speech got through to some of them.

Mrs Wilson has me confused. She gives a speech about not carrying coats in her classroom, I'm ready to fight her about it, and she just quits. I come in with my coat as usual and she says not a word. We're doing poetry in there and Zach and I learned that poems = girls. Sonnet writing is fun because I love rhymes. Got a slammin 100 on my Vocab Quiz, gotta give Al any and all credit for that. Man's a genius. Let the calculator teach you words. And more kids are catching on to my success. Now if Al charges a $1 for every time he loads this program on a calculator, he'd be able to afford Christmas no prob. I'd owe him...$3 already. Maybe we can discuss marketing...

SERA I played Chess against the champion of the last Chess Club tournament. It was a kid I had shown myself how to play Chess in the first place. For those of you who are laughing at my playing Chess, list your names in my comment section (when I create one) and allow me to personally your butts. People who make fun of Chess usually have no clue how to play and are unaware of the benefits of the game! Anyways, he beat me and I beat him. Zach joined me in the club and we may play each other soon.

Don't ask me about Physics. I copied down her lesson and just zoned out the rest of the way. Visual Basic, we got let off of our last project so Zach, Al, and I had a three-way deul. We didn't finish and I dunno when we will but they put up some competition. Tony, Zach killed my Barrel Dragon. I tried my best to defend him, but having no man eater bug of my own....I think Zach may win this one, I'm wasting my best cards trying to destroy Al quickly, who nows has Relinquished on the field...and Zach is coming out like a King in all this. AND all my Lord of D's ar ein the G-Yard...

I called a coon 'Stinky' today, which is his nickname and he really does, and he thought I was 'servin' him. For those who dont speak coon, this is a verbal fight between two people usually involving one's mother. HE wasnt happy, and he couldnt think of any comeback, Zach said he said he was my servant or something.

And now "CHOCOLATE MILK RECORDS"

I failed. The milk carton collapsed on me today, cutting off all chocolate milk from my body. We deleted the time. It was too horrible.

And now "POINTLESS STATEMENT OF THE DAY"

"Just think, if I make the football team, I'd be the first football player who's in the Chess Club too!" --Chess Kid

I just thought that was funny. I missed Speed Racer *sobs hysterically*. Why? WHY??? WHY do you people make me write my life out and miss my Speed Racer????? Oh, thanx to Caitlin for updatin my bloggy. Doesnt it look great? CYA

CHRISTMAS COUNTER!
8 days, 5 hours, 12 minutes and 50....no 49...no 48......seconds!

TONY'S COUNTER!!!!!
9 days, 5 hours, 12 minutes, and I really dont give about the seconds.

Yes I plan to go to Tony's on midnight, Dec 26th, lol!

Cya Cya

Monday, December 15, 2003

Today was cool. "...Cuz these are MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!!!!!" --Ralphie

He kept singing that on the bus ride to skool today. In Mrs. Bitters class, we signed up for Debate postions. Ha! Zach's primary against Allison's Bill! Ha ha! She's not gonna like that! Then in Mrs. Wilson's (in which I broke that gay coat rule again) we headed in those *grumbles curse word* research reports. 7 Pages of bull crap goodness. Whoever bet that I'd finish it AFTER 11:15 won that bet by a long shot. 1:45 AM was the time I got in bed this morning. Yes, I am a procrastinator. We wrote Haikus today. Allison said mine were depressing. Considering the fact that I was labeled 'DEPRESSED' by a recent phsycology poll *grumbles*, this is not good news! So I wrote Allison a haiku and I dunno what she'll think about it. Zach said they were good. JCL came and went. We tried to get this movie workin and got it...when there was 4 minutes left. Physics, I swear Houghton gave up. She showed us a movie about physics and snowboarding and baseball and something, dunno, I was too busy singin OutKast's "Hey Ya!!!" Lunch and VB blended together. Al and I deuled and Zach COULD have but he forgot his cards. I have a feeling they'll both be experiencing their first three-way VERY soon. I have a feeling I'm gonna get ganged up on too...TONY where are you? I could really use your help/luck/skill teachin these youngin's how the game is played. Its bad enough I was beat three times.

NEW CHOCOLATE MILK RECORD!!!!!!
Previous Record - 3.47 Seconds
Latest Time - 3.17 Seconds

I'll make 2 seconds. I will!!!!!!!!!

And now: "POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY!"

In the Christmas mood I'm looking at the song "Jingle Bells"
"Dashing through the snow,
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Oer the fields we go,
Laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtails ring???
Making spirits bright..."

Bells on bobtails? WHAT is a bobtail bell? And how does it make spirits bright? If this is true then Saddam needs a whole mess of bobtails. He's dreamin of a white christmas all right. Anyone else notice his last name rhymes with INSANE? HUSSEIN INSANE, theyre almost synonomous! I'm out.
Cya

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Here's valuable Research Paper time goin' down the toilet. Hey everybody, Tony's gotta blog at Fanno1thang.blogspot.com! Check it out.

I wanted to post my Record Chocolate Milk Chugging Time. I'm trying to set a World Record in this event and I am timed every lunch. On Friday I set the AMAZING time of 3.47 SECONDS!!!! Yay! Keep in touch to see if I beat my record.

***Stupidest thing I did this week!!!!***
The Stupidest thing I did was Zach and I decided, half in protest of these new rules and half in a macho way of showing off, to clip our skool IDs to our index fingers. The one who removed the ID first, lost our little game. Well we expected this game to go on for like 5 minutes, the pain was indescribable. My finger throbbed everytime that darn card moved. Luckily I put thought in my finger choice and picked my non-writing hand. SO class goes on and on, and 2 people tried to RIP this thing off my finger causing me more harm than if they kept it on there. I HATE Allison and Ashley for that too by the way. Eventually my pal Zach takes his off afew minutes before class ends WITHOUT telling me, so I WON!!!!
NEVER DO THIS EVER! OUR FINGERS HURT FOR THE NEXT TWO BLOCKS AND I STILL HAVE TWO RED MARKS ON MY FINGER WHERE THE CLIP WAS.

This is one of those things you dont learn NOT to do, until you do it. Zach removed his because he couldn't feel his entire finger anymore. I know I couldnt move my finger or bend it at all.

NEVER NEVER NEVER ATTEMPT THIS!!!!!!!
Hey!
Wow, it's late. Or maybe it's early, I dunno. Today was pretty cool. Woke up, watched my usual Saturday cartoon lineup: Sonic X, Shaman King, Various junk, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Sonic X again. Then I kinda did nothing for a whole bunch of hours online.

Sad thing is, I have a research paper due Monday. A FIVE-Page Research paper. Those who know me well can geuss which page I'm on. If you geussed Between 0 and 1 you're absoulutly correct!!! Le Sigh, I will get it done in a rush job, probably this time tomorrow like I always do. I'm predicting about a 95 on this paper. Any geusses as to my grade?

For all my Yu-Gi-Oh readers (all three of you), How was that episode today?!? My fav, my bad boy, Kaiba has to go save Mokuba.............again. Ok, is this Mokuba...or Princess Peach? Kaiba's won this deul like five times if Lecter didn't raise his Life Points constantly. Jeez! DOnt worry, Kaiba chose Lord of D for his Deckmaster for a reason. Can someone smell Blue Eyes? Speaking of Blue Eyes, Kaiba does seem to have a tendency to throw his cards... I'm wandering about the God cards as well, and where is Marik in all this mess??? It's like they erased him from the show. ((I think they did in the manga. I think this Enter the Shadow Realm started at the wrong time! Like it was supposed to take place after Battle City's Tourney was over!)) How bout that weird Satellite card Lecter played at the end. Anyone gotta name for that card? They didnt even announce it when it was played. Just Lecter's "Ultimate Weapon". I dont like how Kaiba was in the crossahairs at the end with no music!

At about 6:30, I went to Alec's to chill. We were the cool guys who didnt go to the dance and from what I hear, we had a better time than those who did. Playin Yu-Gi-Oh and the Simpsons was awesome. Better than racing backwards in a school hallway.

Afterwards, we went to Friendly's where Allison was, do I hafta say it?, mean of course. She said she wouldnt talk to me. And she dribbled half of her ice cream down herself. Oh and Allison, we know about those f-words u slipped in at Friendly's. I am so hurt. What are we gonna substitute for our Franklin Trip Heart Adventure!?!?!? Emily drank a mysterious Blue Substance, havent we learned NOT to let her drink ANY blue substance????????, and was extremely hyper afterwards. Caitlin was quiet but I think that was because she took a page outta that monkey story and bumped her head after rolling off Al's bed. Zach was a no-show but he missed some good ice cream.

Tony, sorry I wasnt home when ya called. It's 12:48 now, so I dont think u want me to call ya back at the moment.

I hope you OTHER Bloggers will view my site. Even if it looks crappy. I caught Speed Racer yesterday if anyone was wandering...I love that Mach 5! and the way the characters speak long sentences, contradicting themselves mid-sentence, and going on forever in roundabout ways with no signs of stopping that sentence, and how they reiterate what they just said in the middle of their sentence, this is very funny and makes me laugh when I hear these sentences.

And now: "Pointless Not-Question but Saying of the Day!!!!"

Allison: "I'm never talking to you again."
Harry: "You're not?"
Allison: "......"
(10 seconds later)
Allison: "So then we have a heart-to-heart conversation."
Harry: "What'd you do?"
Allison: "Have a heart-to-heart conversation!!!!"
Harry: "You spoke to me."

Ok, I'm grasping at straws here but this is all I have for today. Really! Oh wait, no, Al's "PUDDING" in the white stuff takes the cake for today. That was definitely the funniest thing in my day. Or talking about Uni-Sex bathrooms.

CYA!!!!!

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Well Everyone else is...

I've decided to join the bandwagon and start a blog. Many of you out there don't know my darker side, my true feelings. Here I'll post Jokes, stories, and thats about it. Well, hi. Yeah....Hi.

Well, I should start with my week in retrospect. It was...interesting. I've never heard so many issues and regulations fired at me in one week. Everyone at Cumberland MUST wear their prison numbers....I mean...ID cards (did I say that out loud? Oh yea this is my blog), and we also cannot bring any phones with us to school., Or can we? According to our Security Head, we can. Administration says no. Im so confused. No one can carry a jacket. I break this one everyday using the "Chilly Wednesday" as an example for breaking this rule.

As mentioned in other blogs, I did sit in at the Board of Ed
meeting thursday. I was very interested in complaining to the Administration over these new regulations. I didnt recieve my chance until Joe, Zach, and I kinda cornered our 5' Prinicpal at the end. We had a nice chat about policy. I was more concerned over why these rules are being thrown at us and she gave me reasons. I told her how I felt and she understood....I think. So that went well, and I'm glad she took the time to hear us out.

Today was extremely uneventful. I was looking forward to at least a fight on my bus ride home whihc usually is predictible for a Friday or a long Holiday vacation but none broke out. I fell asleep when I got home. I do that a lot on Friday's, must be all the sleep I missed during the week, and somehow woke myself up just when DragonBall GT was coming on. Choir went to the mall. I wish I had more time in the week to actually participate in choir like I should, but I just don't.

I'm stressin' out over a term paper I have to write. It's due Monday. 5 page paper, I have 3/4s a page done. Once I start writing it, I'll flow through it, but the pebble hasn't started to roll yet.

I told my best friend Tony who lives in Pennsauken about Emily's Nearly New Year's party and at first he didnt believe me. Then he said he wouldn't go, and that I should go and forget about going to his house. I've been waiting for my vacation to his house for....pretty much since I left his house last year. Geuss some explaining's in order. Tony and I live at a campground in the summer. My mother works there, we camp there every day and Tony's family camps there Thursday-Monday. In this summer, I practically belong to his family. I spend more time with them than I do my own. Tony's twin brother Brett, is then my brother and Tony is my other brother, and their pet dog, Simba is my sister. My huge protective Bite-your-head-off if you mess with me sister. I wish all sisters were like that! I love her so much! Well, once school starts, we see each other less and less, and the switch is really hard on me. I geuss it's hard on him too, I dunno. Now, my family's moved to a new campground, so now we'll never see each other like we always used to. So now we never see each other. The hardest thing about all this is that everything I look at, not only at the campground but in my house, at school, and even in my bedroom, reminds me of him in some way. In reminds me of stuff we've done in the past, fads we were into, jokes we made, whatever. It all floods to me. My parents tell me I'll make new friends....Through all this I've learned that my parents give the worst advice I've ever heard. I dont want to make new friends. I cant just end a 7-year friendship over some boundry issue. That's NOT gonna happen. Now we keep in touch online and every Dec 26th I stay over his house until the day before school starts. (Score this year its the 5th and not the 2nd!!!). I call this a "vacation away from my house". It's the best time of my life in the entire year. I look forward to Dec 26th more than Christmas. I honestly do.

Well, if you made it all the way down here, I'm shocked. I shoulda broke all this up, but it was what wa son my mind at the moment. I'll end with a segment that I hope will be regular on this blog called:
"Most Pointless Question Asked to Me of the Day!"

For example. One day my mom wakes me up.
"Harry?" She calls.
"Yea?" I answer groggily.
"Are you awake?" She asks.

This is a stupid question. Clearly I answered her the first time she called my name. I think I am awake.

I hope you all enjoyed this blog. I'm gonna go, at 12:00 they show Speed Racer and I'm a big Speed fan. Since in my Native American language there is no word for goodbye, I always say see ya. NA's believed that we would always see each other again one day or another. Good philosophy, I'll buy that. So cya all!

Friday, December 12, 2003

Well Everyone else is...

I've decided to join the bandwagon and start a blog. Many of you out
there don't know my darker side, my true feelings. Here I'll post Jokes, stories, and thats about it. Well, hi. Yeah....Hi.

Well, I should start with my week in retrospect. It was...interesting.
I've never heard so many issues and regulations fired at me in one week. Everyone at Cumberland MUST wear their prison numbers....I mean...ID cards (did I say that out loud? Oh yea this is my blog), and we also cannot bring any phones with us to school., Or can we? According to our Security Head, we can. Administration says no. Im so confused. No one can carry a jacket. I break this one everyday using the "Chilly Wednesday" as an example for breaking this rule.

As mentioned in other blogs, I did sit in at the Board of Ed
meeting thursday. I was very interested in complaining to the
Administration over these new regulations. I didnt recieve my chance
until Joe, Zach, and I kinda cornered our 5' Prinicpal at the end. We
had a nice chat about policy. I was more concerned over why these rules are being thrown at us and she gave me reasons. I told her how I felt and she understood....I think. So that went well, and I'm glad she took the time to hear us out.

Today was extremely uneventful. I was looking forward to at least a
fight on my bus ride home whihc usually is predictible for a Friday or a long Holiday vacation but none broke out. I fell asleep when I got home. I do that a lot on Friday's, must be all the sleep I missed during the week, and somehow woke myself up just when DragonBall GT was coming on. Choir went to the mall. I wish I had more time in the week to actually participate in choir like I should, but I just don't.

I'm stressin' out over a term paper I have to write. It's due Monday. 5 page paper, I have 3/4s a page done. Once I start writing it, I'll flow through it, but the pebble hasn't started to roll yet.
I told my best friend Tony who lives in Pennsauken about Emily's Nearly New Year's party and at first he didnt believe me. Then he said he wouldn't go, and that I should go and forget about going to his house.

I've been waiting for my vacation to his house for....pretty much since I left his house last year. Geuss some explaining's in order. Tony and I live at a campground in the summer. My mother works there, we camp there every day and Tony's family camps there Thursday-Monday. In this summer, I practically belong to his family. I spend more time with them than I do my own. Tony's twin brother Brett, is then my brother and Tony is my other brother, and their pet dog, Simba is my sister. My huge protective Bite-your-head-off if you mess with me sister. I wish all sisters were like that! I love her so much! Well, once school starts, we see each other less and less, and the switch is really hard on me. I geuss it's hard on him too, I dunno. Now, my family's moved to a new campground, so now we'll never see each other like we always used to. So now we never see each other. The hardest thing about all this is that everything I look at, not only at the campground but in my house, at school, and even in my bedroom, reminds me of him in some way. In reminds me of stuff we've done in the past, fads we were into, jokes we made, whatever. It all floods to me. My parents tell me I'll make new friends....Through all this I've learned that my parents give the worst advice I've ever heard. I dont want to make new friends. I cant just end a 7-year friendship over some boundry issue. That's NOT gonna happen. Now we keep in touch online and every Dec 26th I stay over his house until the day before school starts. (Score this year its the 5th and not the 2nd!!!). I call this a "vacation away from my house". It's the best time of my life in the entire year. I look forward to Dec 26th more than Christmas. I honestly do.

Well, if you made it all the way down here, I'm shocked. I shoulda broke all this up, but it was what wa son my mind at the moment. I'll end with a segment that I hope will be regular on this blog called:

"Most Pointless Question Asked to Me of the Day!"

For example. One day my mom wakes me up.
"Harry?" She calls.
"Yea?" I answer groggily.
"Are you awake?" She asks.
This is a stupid question. Clearly I answered her the first time she
called my name. I think I am awake.

I hope you all enjoyed this blog. I'm gonna go, at 12:00 they show Speed
Racer and I'm a big Speed fan. Since in my Native American language
there is no word for goodbye, I always say see ya. NA's believed that we
would always see each other again one day or another. Good philosophy,
I'll buy that. So cya all!