Friday, January 30, 2004

I Have Survived.

As you may have heard from other CRHS blogs, finals are over. I had Physics today...and my other exam mysteriously....umm....Anyway, Physics was, let's just say Mrs. Houghton, if you're reading this, please DONT GRADE THE EXAMS!!!! JUST GIVE US RELATIVE ESTIMATES LIKE IN MATH IN SCIENCE. Ok I'm done.

So now I can play cards, Gamecube, and go on the computer without feeling guilty. This weekend I'm going ice skating again. Who wants to bet on how many times I fall? Anyone say I'm gonna break somethin? Not before my trip...

Speaking of trip, yeah, I'm goin to DC for a week. A week with a bunch of nerds who want to butt kiss to meet the PResident. I still cant shake that feelin that they're all gonna be a bunch of super smart kids that know every aspect of government. "Well ya just chop the corn in the middle..." Right Emily?

Pixie Stix and Studying and Women just dont mix.

Sledding and Studying and Women and Eddie Murphy Jamachan Movies just dont mix.

I havent eaten a meal since yesterday's pizza. See what happens when I dont have school lunch?

Allison, I wont throw you in the shark tank. I changed my mind, on account of that was a tad mean and because you hate me so much already...So we'll just bob you in there occasionally and see if any of them want a bite ok? That's reasonable right? LEt's see your Justin save you now!!!! Lol. Enjoying the last day you'll be a year older than me?

Zach, if it wasnt for the fact we were playin a move every three seconds, I woulda put up a better fight today. I cant find that friggin Thunder Dragon for your bro...

Im sittin here with my Deul Disk just dying to use it.

Hey Tony, 1) Stop Text messaging people. 2) Doo doo doo dooo 3) Still mad? Still have a "plain" against me?

Im so hyped up. I dunno y. I feel like running around in circles.

Im starting to get hooked on that stupid Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Justice League. I'm surprised a lot more guys arent into Buffy...

Some kid glared at me on the school bus today. I was going to glare back but then I could just feel the CRHS decivilization creeping in, so I just kinda dozed off.

"No one is gettin any...younger!"

I hope we go out to a resturaunt to eat tonight, I need food...and Zach, I feel your pain, my mom went to a casino to stay til tomorrow. We're probably goin out tonight for dinner and goin out for breakfast tomorrow.

I watched tennis yesterday and I think one of the really really good guys quit. I'm such a jinx. Agassi or whoever. Lol. Then I tried watching it today but i turned the channel and the next ESPN told me who won the match I was still watching...kinda took the fun outta it.

Just need to type stuff, feelin really random. Dunno y.

Yeah, sledding can hurt. Especially when CERTAIN people run you into:
1) The nearby lake
2) Unstable banks that make you flip over on your neck.
3) Alternate paths
4) Nosedives
5) AHEM....TELEPHONE POLES THAT U'D HIT IF U DONT JUMP OFF THE INNER TUBE!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm done now. Brandon, email me that link again, I lost it.

CYA

I Have Survived.

As you may have heard from other CRHS blogs, finals are over. I had Physics today...and my other exam mysteriously....umm....Anyway, Physics was, let's just say Mrs. Houghton, if you're reading this, please DONT GRADE THE EXAMS!!!! JUST GIVE US RELATIVE ESTIMATES LIKE IN MATH IN SCIENCE. Ok I'm done.

So now I can play cards, Gamecube, and go on the computer without feeling guilty. This weekend I'm going ice skating again. Who wants to bet on how many times I fall? Anyone say I'm gonna break somethin? Not before my trip...

Speaking of trip, yeah, I'm goin to DC for a week. A week with a bunch of nerds who want to butt kiss to meet the PResident. I still cant shake that feelin that they're all gonna be a bunch of super smart kids that know every aspect of government. "Well ya just chop the corn in the middle..." Right Emily?

Pixie Stix and Studying and Women just dont mix.

Sledding and Studying and Women and Eddie Murphy Jamachan Movies just dont mix.

I havent eaten a meal since yesterday's pizza. See what happens when I dont have school lunch?

Allison, I wont throw you in the shark tank. I changed my mind, on account of that was a tad mean and because you hate me so much already...So we'll just bob you in there occasionally and see if any of them want a bite ok? That's reasonable right? LEt's see your Justin save you now!!!! Lol. Enjoying the last day you'll be a year older than me?

Zach, if it wasnt for the fact we were playin a move every three seconds, I woulda put up a better fight today. I cant find that friggin Thunder Dragon for your bro...

Im sittin here with my Deul Disk just dying to use it.

Hey Tony, 1) Stop Text messaging people. 2) Doo doo doo dooo 3) Still mad? Still have a "plain" against me?

Im so hyped up. I dunno y. I feel like running around in circles.

Im starting to get hooked on that stupid Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Justice League. I'm surprised a lot more guys arent into Buffy...

Some kid glared at me on the school bus today. I was going to glare back but then I could just feel the CRHS decivilization creeping in, so I just kinda dozed off.

"No one is gettin any...younger!"

I hope we go out to a resturaunt to eat tonight, I need food...and Zach, I feel your pain, my mom went to a casino to stay til tomorrow. We're probably goin out tonight for dinner and goin out for breakfast tomorrow.

I watched tennis yesterday and I think one of the really really good guys quit. I'm such a jinx. Agassi or whoever. Lol. Then I tried watching it today but i turned the channel and the next ESPN told me who won the match I was still watching...kinda took the fun outta it.

Just need to type stuff, feelin really random. Dunno y.

Yeah, sledding can hurt. Especially when CERTAIN people run you into:
1) The nearby lake
2) Unstable banks that make you flip over on your neck.
3) Alternate paths
4) Nosedives
5) AHEM....TELEPHONE POLES THAT U'D HIT IF U DONT JUMP OFF THE INNER TUBE!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm done now. Brandon, email me that link again, I lost it.

CYA

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Am I the only demonic child from CRHS thats not studying for his midterms 24/7??????? I'm sooooooooooooooooooo gonna fail cuza this stupid comp. I wanna thank God for giving us two snowdays at my request...and look how I spent them Big Guy. Well I shudder to think what I woulda been like if I took the finals today or yesterday...

Friday, January 23, 2004

My angel is a centerfold Nah Nah Nah....

Songs are catchy arent they? Just beat it.....beat it....

Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sick. Well not really but if I could guillotine my head, and still survive, I think I would. At least chop off my nose so I dont have to suffer with all the sneezing and the stuffiness and the redness....

My mom said i looked like Pinnochio, I think she has the wrong story...


I wanted to take someone skating today but i ruined the plans cuz i didnt see where the place was. It wasnt neighborhood friendly All SKate 2000 or whatever, it was like an hour away. It was some Girl Scout thing for my sis. Hey I can roller skate everybody! That's what Im good at! I just cant stop very well....

Be proud of me. All these little girls are droppin like flies in front of me and im weavin around them. I only ran over two girls the whole hour i was there! Arent you all proud? Yea. Had some close calls thou. Those darn girl scouts cut you off! Isnt there a "roller skating safety awareness" merit badge somewhere?

Um, skool was skool. Zach and I finished the Mach 5 in Houghtdog's. Mrs. Wilson's was all exam review today. Jones was.......deuling. Bitters, I dont even remember, oh yeah the 80's. And Columbine...

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY
"I carried in two paper bags....They werent bombs..."
--Janice

She said that awfully fast....Im kinda suspicious....and she said she "wanted to segregate the honors kids from the 'other' kids." Hmmmm...

CYAs

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

This ones kinda short, cuz Its late!

1st. If it seems I'm unresponsive to your comments (if any) it's because I can only view them from school. On days I'm actually in SERA.

2nd. Forward all lack of updating complaints to Houghton and Bitters.

3rd. Mr. Lorry's Service Hotline is 634-5789. Just dial down the center and he asks you be of legal age.

4th. How can you be absoulutly horrible at something, and still have fun doing it? ITs when you are doing it with great people. Wow, and I suck at ice skating. Literally, I had to have my hand held to be able to go around the track a few times....OR DID I? Was it all a set up? Did I really mean to fall with that old man walker???? Find out next time on.....No, I just suck.

5th. 4 outta 7 is as high as matches go Al.

6th. I feel bad cuz my womanizer comments are leaking out to those around me who fit the descripition that I'm joking about.....like women. Now I'm sad.

7th. Lunch sucked today for reasons I'm not going into. Let's just say, I may be forgetful, but I remember grudges unfortunitely.

8th. Nintendo mailed my mother something. In an actual Nintendo envelope. And suspiciously, on the same day, I recieve a $5 coupon for a Final Fantasy Chrystal Chronicles Player's Guide from Toys R Us. Now how'd they know I have a Gamecube? Targeted ads, it's spam I tell ya! Too bad I think Player's Guides are for weenies who cant beat a game on their own...

9th. I got my hair cut. Actually I got most of them cut. Hahaha. Now I'm not "Donovan McJackson" anymore and I'm proud not to be. Perhaps if Sunday turned out differently, I'd still be growin out my hair, Id be growin a stache and eatin chunky soup with my momma...

10th. Im done here I think. Bitters projects tomorrow....Great. Just great. And Houghton's............Houghters......Fusion between Mrs. Houghton and Mrs. Bitters. With unbelievable peppiness but at the same time laziness powers. Incredible....WOW it is late...

11th. Done. Goodbye. Cya. And Hickabickaboo.

CYA

Thursday, January 15, 2004

And so Sydney Carton was carted to the guillotine. La guillotine, the merciless mistress that ruled France with her lucious curves and pointed edges...Mrs. Pross turned JAckie Chan. Jackie being a hefty woman and pulling some moves to bring a bony lean woman to her death althewhile disguising the fact the Evermondes and Manette escaped. Escaped in a carriage earlier. Escaped France, the country ruled by La Guillotine. And they lived happily ever after.....or DID THEY?

Epilogue:
MR LORRY - Mr Lorry quits his position at Tellson's and has an affair with Lucie. He sweated her through the whole book and to diguise his "love" he opens a deceitful business in which many young women were frequently coming and going. Man of business...
JERRY CRUNCHER - Jerry continued to work for Mr. Lorry as a male escort for his "women". He made sure they were satisfied and enjoyed his tips from them....more than his tips from Tellson's.
LUCIE - Through a lapse of judgement, cheats on Charles with Lorry. She is caught by her daughter and tells her never to reveal her secret. Yet now her daughter has leverage over her and so she is spoiled rotten. Lucie becomes a professional worry-wart. If there is a drought and water is needed, she is hired and told to cry. She listens to echoing footsteps in the corner as she reflects on how her life would've been.....if she HAD chosen Carton over Darnay like she wanted to...
MS PROSS - Ms Pross becomes a professional wrestler. Being a burly woman and being English, she's a natural. Her wrestling name is "Madame Defarge's Daddy" however this strange name is unknown. She frequently checks up on Barsad, even though he could care less about her exsistance.
BARSAD - Barsad joins the clergy to have God fix all the sins he comitted. However, his traitorous ways surface and he becomes a Satanist, spying on GOd and his intentions. Bored by this, he switches back to God and feeds Satan false info. But then he once again crosses paths and makes God think he is telling Satan fake things when he is actually spilling the truth. Who's side is he on? Where will he go when he dies?
THE VENGEANCE - Goes to the name changer and becomes Mrs. Katherine Kelk.
DEFARGE - Being wifeless, and having the Revolution think he was partial to the Dr, he fled France. His wife never returned from saying her wishes to Lucie, but you know how women get, they tend to chatter....So he shrugged and went to get a good meal in England, his wife always knitted so he couldnt eat anything decent. He found Mr. Lorry's new business and never left England again.
LUCIE JR. - Lucie Jr, being spoiled rotten by all the characters in this book, finds out that she is indeed rich, or was rich at some time. Whn the revolution bubbles over, she returns to France and inherits her family name. Her parents object but she practically owns them on her little finger. So now a very wealthy Lucie Jr makes her and her Grandfather chocolate by using four men to do so.
DR. MANETTE - Dr. Manette took a trip to Italy and changed his name to Mario and so he was known as Dr. Mario Mario. The Dr took up many different activities from saving damsels to go kart racing. He frequently saved his daughter whom he called Peach after slipping out of his latest shoe-making fit. He uses his prison skills to fight the many evils in the world and lives a happy life as the mascot of Nintendo.
CHARLES DARNAY - He is driven to the border of France where one gaurd, the very last gaurd in France recognizes him as Carton. He asks him to a game of cards which Darnay refuses. The gaurd, suspicious, asks him to step out and starts to accuse his possible trechery. Darna quickly agrees to the game and loses. The gaurd thinks back to the court case he went to where a man was said to look exactly like another....why it wa sSydney Carton! Putting two and two together, the gaurd began to whistle alarms and then dropped on the spot. Dr. Mario shot him from the carriage.
"We didnt go through this stupid story for it to go on any longer....I have to put our readers outta their misery."
Everyone returned to the carriage which was crossing the border when, the carriage wheel broke. The flat rolled into the nearby river and everyone was sad.
"Let's swim!" Lucie suggested.
And so, the party ran down to the bank and Swam back to England. And then they all lived happily ever after!!!!!
CARTON - Carton went to Heaven. He was chased by that little girl he had made friends with during his death every waking minute of every day and had half hoped he never met her. He continued to drink heavy liquor and played BlackJack with Jesus.
EXECUTIONER AT DARNAY'S EXECUTION - He was so depressed when he told his wife and family about his job. His son invited him to come to his school to present at Career day. The Executioner was demonstrating his job, when he was taken by La Guillotine when a brat pulled the string to drop her blade. IT was later found the brat was his own son.

THE END
Aint I a Dickens?


Pointless Statment of Today
"It's snowing! I was just in the Gym! Its really snowing!"
"Alicia that's the wind blowing the snow off the roof."

Just shakes head and walks away.
CYA

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

WARNING - THIS POST IS IN TALE OF TWO CITIES LANGUAGE!

It was a day of winning, a day of losing. A day to feel good, a day to feel crappy. A day to laugh, a day to cry. A day to go to school, a day to leave school early. A day to talk, a day to be talked to. A day of imagining, a day of copying. A day of guitar music, a day of silence. A day of Ocean Conservation, a day of taco consumption. A day of sun, a day of snow. IT was all these things, and then it was none of them.

I awoke this morning in my bed. My bed, a mixture of wood, termites, and glue. The only thing supporting me in my state of sleep. My bed was warm, thanks to my pillows. My pillows, which were fluffed by feathers of birds, birds that were found to be made into pillows. These pillows on this particular morning on which I awoke were fresh and warm. Warm and fresh to the fact that I did not wish to rise from these pillows. However there was a dillemma because I had to rise from these pillows that were so fresh and warm. I had to get up. I had to rise and head to the dreadful place.

"Harry, you must be recalled to life! You are recalled to life!" My mother said as she saw me up. I will not use the term awake, for I did not fit that description. My mother's eyes welled with joy. Her eyes are brown, brown as an autumn leaf dropping in a pile of mud in the middle of a muddy street on a rainy Sunday afternoon in September. Her joy was also expressed as I dressed for school. I dressed in a formal manner, having my debate activity later that day. Later that same exact day after I had gone to school. My father, simply knitted in his bed. He never rose, he never went to work, he simply knits every day. I think he knits the names of the old mouseketeers on fabric but I am not sure. And so I dress, in such a presentable fashion that my mother repeats. "Recalled to life. After being buried in that mud for seventeen years, you are recalled to life!" My mother lieks to exaggerate with her words. I say goodbye and depart for my awaiting vessel of impeding doom to take me to that which is known as school.

Ok, that is the end of book one (Sad thing is that was only about ten minutes of my life...). Look forward to Book two soon!

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY
"Harry! You're such a Paul Revere!"
--Emily
"Alec, Harry. Hi we're Cherry Hill West!"

Oh wait....that last one never happened! WE WON!!!!!! THEY NEVER SHOWED UP!!!!!!! OH YEA!!!!!!! WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-3 we're 2-3 baby! YEA!!!!!!!!

--CYA

Monday, January 12, 2004

All's Fair

Sorry Allison. Looks like I got your ID. But then, since you asked and since I'm such a great person, I gave it back. THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN TAKE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I still have your knawned pen......oh wait, you still have my Dr. Grip. We're gonna be so confused over who has what...This war aint over! I'd keep a tighter grip on that purse if I was you...

Hickabickaboo - I cant beat MarioKart without your help Tony. I unlocked Boo's Pipes Kart but I cant beat 150 CC Star Cup!!!!!! Or the mirror mode Star Cup! I was playin Sonic Heroes's Demo again. I'm likin that game...

Um, Im in the middle of an intense deul with Zachary, I dunno whats gonna happen.

Tomorrow's play practice. First one's always a read-through, but for me I geuss it's a mime-through. How am I gonna do this....

I hope that 30 day limit is faux, or my 30 days are up REAL soon.

Chocolate milk records are on hold. I just dont feel like drinking quickly right now. The milk is nice and cold due to the weather. I wanna enjoy it.

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF YESTERDAY
"Yeah, Packers are gonna win. Eagles don't have a chance"
--Zachary

GREATEST MOMENT OF TODAY
Seeing John flip out on Mrs. Houghton was the best thing ever! She had it coming to her for giving us some asinine (love that word recently) problem on this quiz today. John gave it to her. I applaud you John.

HA! Allison + Zach!!!! My principle was right after all!

Sorry I like to gloat on this blog. Especially when I'm actually right.

That's it I think. I'm almost done my Pascal test/quiz and How is Bitters gonna go back to her asinine teaching!?!?!? Oh wait, we're teaching ourselves.....again....How am I gonna have an asinine decade like....the one I have! What is this!?!?!?!?

CYA




Saturday, January 10, 2004

So Bored

Yeah whatever Tony. I'd rather deul these guys than go back to a rookie like you. At least THEY can win every once in a while...

Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored you guys! Someone throw a like no notice party or something! I have gift certificates to bowling, Friendly's, or the mall....Somebody call me and make me not bored! NOW!

Friday, January 09, 2004

Lateness

Its late....Lalalalala. I'm bored. Lalalalalalala. I liked the poems we read in Mrs. Wilson's today especially that red shiny slick wheelbarrow one. Wow. Who woulda thought it was more than "just a wheelbarrow"?

Zach. How's tennis? If you reply to this, then I suppose you lost.

Al. Your win was a FLUKE! I'd like to post I beat him three times today. My new strategy for facing this...strategist will not fail.

So much depends upon a red wheelbarrow that sits glazed with rain water beside the white chickens...

Everyone in Once upon a mattress. I better say congratulations on your parts now, since I will be mute on stage. Somehow I think Allison did this to me. Somehow made me get the part she watched me act out and laughed at my being an idiot.

MOST UNEXPECTED STATEMENT OF THE DAY
"Harry, your never gonna believe what you are. You wont believe the part you got......You're the King."
--John

Oh and SOMEone stole my Dr. Grip. This SOMEone has started a war. First, they moved my papers from my mailbox in Bitters's, then they hit me and called me names. Then they wouldnt let me play reigndeer games. Im just kidding there but they DID steal my bestest most favoritist pen ever and their holding it as a Prisoner of War. I WILL save you Dr. Grip and this person will look forward to my retaliation.


CYA
Hickabickaboo

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Laziness

Im too tired to write anything worthwhile. Just wanted to thank Allison, Caitlin, and Al for supporting me through Auditions today. That meant a lot to me and it really helped :)

Pray for John and his nephew!

POINTLESS STATEMENT OF TODAY
"Yeah Harry, It's snowing outside. IT's a freakin' blizzard." --Allison

Way to get my hopes up and I didnt see a single snowflake at all, all day!

Sunday, January 04, 2004

The Boy is Back in Town

First, SarA, sorry for stretching the truth. To be honest, Tony's mom couldnt take us. She just said flat out no.


With that out of the way, yes I'm back. Just in time for..........poo, I've seemed to miss everthing huh? Well, Emily I'm sorry for not making your Nearly New Years. Al, sorry for not makin your shin-dig. Allison, only one thing can keep me from bowling and thats the distance that was between me and that lane. So with that bein said, let's get back to blogness.

I hope all of you survived while I was gone. Heard it was pretty dull with ol' Harold around to cheer yas up (oh please)...Um, I let my hair grow out, so expect a surprise come Monday. If you think I should keep it this way, as many people tell me, tell me cuz I'm fighting with my parents over a haircut.

Tony, sorry bout the ink disaster. Oh my gosh, this kid got me hooked on a teenager soap opera on Noggin' called Degrassi. Anyone see that show? If so, you're inviting me over, and we're watching the new season!!!!! Degrassi covers every teenager subject you can think of from Drug use to Wet dreams. It's really scary but funny too.

Have fun beating that Turtles game without Mikey, Ton.

Oooo I got a $50 gift certificate to the mall. What should I do with it?

A. Buy Viewtiful Joe for Gamecube = $40
B. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics Advance - GBA = $40
C. Buy Mario and Luigi - GBA = $30
D. Buy Hot Gothic Stuff = TBA (gotta see what zach gets me for Christmas)
E. Save it for a new game (prob Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles)
F. Buy some various toys
G. Blow it on cards
H. Burn it
I. Buy a WHOLE lot of Auntie Anne's Pretzels

School's drawing closer and the Tale of Two Cities remains untouched...Boy am I dead.

Watched Freaky Friday and Pirates of the Carribean at my Aunt's house. They were GOOD movies. Pirates woulda been better if there were more girls...heh heh.

Oh, if anyone got mysterious phone calls from me (ahem Allison), it was because SOMEone (ahem Tony) STOLE my phone and decided to dial numbers that I SPECIFICALLY told him not to touch! So that explains that.

If anyone spoke to me, and I said stupid things on the phone, see reason above.

Allison, Tony called you both times and gave me the phone. If I sounded like an idiot, that's why.

Ok, I think that's it. I'm gonna go read ur blogs now.

Tony: Hickabickaboo

Everyone else: CYA